'Horribly, horribly wrong' about Bermuda

If you’re looking for a leisurely and enjoyable weekend read, Jay Flemma at Cybergolf.com, has written a gem.
 
He was here for the PGA Grand Slam of Golf, but it's one of the better travel pieces written about Bermuda. 

I’ll enclose two of what I enjoyed from Mr Flemma’s Rum Diaries piece. There will be a link below so you can read the entire article.

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You're going back to the Caribbean?" she asked. 

"No, I'm going to Bermuda," I replied. 

"Bermuda, Bahamas, same difference. It's all in the Caribbean," she scoffed off-handedly. 

There was no point with arguing with her. The girl actually named Kristin was proving once again why we call her "Crazy Agatha" - she couldn't be more horribly, horribly wrong. 

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"You!" I expect Harrington to gasp when he sees me, his eyebrows popping through the ceiling. "What brings you here?!" he'll shriek pointedly. 

"I'm wherever good times are had," I'll reply, cackling impishly at his horrified reaction to my popping up like a rabbit in a conjuring trick in the most unlikely of places. (Harrington hates when I ask him hard questions about the Xs and Os of his golf game. Hence his wariness.)